You GO!, boy.

As you look up, it was too late already. A massive fist came crushing down onto your fragile skull and instantly, you were rendered unconcious. During the split second before your doom, you wished you had stayed with Uncle Owen working in the moisture farms on Tatooine. That way, you'd never had to worry about the stupid droids that wandered off, nor learning all these stupid Jedi mind tricks, and though your stupid life would've been boring, you'd still be alive.

The End

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