Kreiotal Atum!

You decide to follow the column of smoke and find its source. You figure that if there was anybody living in this planet, chances were that you were going to find him this way. After several hours of walking towards the smoke, you arrive at a clearing in the jungle.

You see the old ruins of a temple with a pyramid still intact in the middle. A the top of the pyramid, there is a sacrificial altar, with a great fire blazing.

A few steps closer and you realized that you had entered an interdimensional portal unknowingly. You look behind and sure enough, the portal back to Dagobah was still there.

A mighty Cimmerian warrior appeared out of nowhere and though, at first, you could not understand a thing he was mumbling, you realized that he had no intention of harming you.

Light your lightsaber and "challenge" him to a fight.

You are amazed at how you can strike up a lively conversation with a big dumb barbarian you just met by the name of Conan.

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